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j'ai trouvé ça sur un site, quelqu'un pourrait m'aider à traduire s'il vous plaît ?

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yo peeps!

this is babyangelgurl666

i'm 15, and boyz, i'm singel!

i hop u liek my storis, i think thier grate! soso, idecded to post on FP so i cen spred the joi of mi ficz!

okks,dis is babyangelgurl666, overn out!

~ sarah

stuff 2 kno bout me

name: sarah mayfield
age: 15
hight: 5'3
iq:u ppl wuldb surpized 2 no wot my iq is!!!! it's 90! prety spify eh? chibcobo probly has n iq of 10! may b evn lower!! lolol!!!
wieght: look wot u guys did!!! i gained5 ponds! i'm now 176!!its all ur falt!!! hapy now??? im not leik em othre pssy grls taht dun tell tiehr wait!!! but i bte tht fat bicth chibchbo (chk shitlist, kks) ways abot 200to 300 ponds!!! lololololol!! i sw in her profeli that shes a fuckin azn. hahahahaha.so, i bet shes leik tohse sumo restlers! hahahaha!!!! o, n if u get teh chnce, flme her AS off!!!!!!
haire: darke blondish
eyes: brown
attrctive qulities: im sweet, im loveble, im flirtasious, but most importntly, im cute Smile
luvs: my mommi! i lov my mommi so much! hangin out wif my mommiand...JESUS! he rox my sox hardcore, lolol. n, i luv flirtin wit da boyz 2. so boyz, cum on n hit me wit 1!
disleiks: flamerz!!!1 n mean ppl! *cries* y r there so many mean ppl? if u wanna see who i mean, check out the ppl on mi shit list!

wot do i leik in a boi???

ei color: ani
favrite hare color: black
hre lngth: shrt or long
hieght: tallr then me
wate: not fat!!!! ewwww!!! gross!!! i cnt stnd fat ppl, i only date hoties!!!
wnts: wll, i luv flirtn, but if we cn get frther hten taht, grate!!!

~

k, i mite add more 2 dis wen i feel liek it. just wanted 2 let u peeps knoa lil bit wot i look liek and stuff. pretty soon, i'll add mi storis, and plz wen i do, plz revew! i luv revews, and i think i desrve 2 hav revew luv 2. becoz i think dat ppl shuld taek teh time to read and revew other ppls so dat the riter feels appreshiated, insted of feeling liek thier work isn't no good. so plz read and revew mi stuff!

much luv,

S.M. aka babyangelgurl666


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gudbye, fitionpres. im leving fur gud, becuz ppl r men 2 me, n no bodi leiks me.

tihs site is no gud! no gud at all!

so bi bi now.

~ * ~

no luv frum sarah mayfield
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[edit Bobba] Elle dit qu'elle est chaude... Vas-y, fonce !
If you think life's a vending machine, where you put in virtue
And you get out happiness, then you're probably gonna be disappointed.

marseillet: ben,oui.j'assume complètement mon status de parasite de la société.
et comme les français ont choisi de faire dans le social,c'est pas demain que je vais prendre le chemin de la boite!!!!!

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