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The 10 Commandments of JERKS
1, Ne jamais se préoccuper de la "compétition", car la "compétition", n'a rien a
voir avec ça !
si vous pensez qu'une fille a un "ami" ou si elle dit qu'elle "a quelqu'un", ne relever
même pas et même dite"ok, et alors ? Je sors avec d'autre nanas pour le fun aussi."
Ça lui laissera savoir que vous n'avez pas besoin d'elle puisque vous n'êtes pas en
manque, mais pourtant, vous lui laissé une chance de se vendre a vous :
- L' ACHETEUR désintéressé - pour bien moins cher que pour son dernier "ami" en rut.
2, Vous ne devez pas répondre a tous ses appels téléphoniques !
Vous êtes occupé ! N’est-ce pas? Vous n'attendez pas chez vous que le téléphone
sone, vous vous amusez et peut être avec une fille encore plus jolie ! (En tous cas
c'est ce qu’elle pensera !).
3/ Vous devez annuler des rendez-vous de votre choix en prévenant ou non a
l’avance.Si vous annulez un rencard ou même si vous n’y allez simplement pas, elle
passera la soirée pensant a vous-même si elle décide de sortir avec un autre garçon.
Elle se demandera si elle a fait quelque chose de mal ou si vous voulez toujours sortir
avec elle. Dans tous les cas, elle vous voudra encore plus et réalisera qu’elle devra
être meilleure pour se vendre a vous pour avoir un impact suffisant sur votre esprit
pour que vous pensiez plus souvent a elle et que vous vous souveniez d’elle la
prochaine fois. Elle pensera que si la dernière fois elle vous avait laissé une bonne
impression, alors vous seriez là. Mais vous n’êtes PAS là.
4) Thou shall tell at least one lie to woman!
The one lie Jerks always tell women is that they have been with some other
girl who was much better in any area, especially physically and sexually. The
question usually comes up from the girl after an intimate moment, when she
knows the time is right, and asks, "Shark, have you ever been with some other
girl who is better than me physically or sexually?" (With specific body parts
and positions mentioned and not used here in this example!) If you have ever
been asked a similar question and respond with "No" (meaning she is the best
thing you have ever seen and been with in any way), you my friend are stuffed,
mounted and forgotten about! Even if she stays in the relationship, she now
realizes that no other girl has offered as much love and/or sex, so why should
she? Immediately the price goes up as wind up giving more and receiving less.
You are now back to being in supply instead of demand - GAME OVER!!! Do not
pass go. Do not collect $200.
5) Thou shall be late and never wait!
I do not like being predictable, yet I need to be exact about things like
time. So therefore, instead of having women set their clocks by me when I say
that I will pick them up at 9:00, I am there exactly at 12 minutes or so after
the time I stated. I know ahead of time when I will exactly arrive, yet I
remain unpredictable to her because it shows I was busy doing something else.
As far as you waiting for ANYTHING - Don't! If you get put on hold or call
waiting for than 10 seconds - Hang up! She had enough time to tell the other
person to call back. Your time is valuable to you and she has to realize that
as well. In the area of sex, compare a woman to a bank and sex/love to money.
Who do banks loan money to? The answer is: to people who can prove they don't
need the money to begin with! Every millionaire and billionaire in the world
can get a loan because banks realize that they can afford to pay it back and
it is no big deal. If you are not getting enough money out of your bank then
leave! Banks are in business to loan you money providing you can show them
you don't need it to begin with. If all you want is good conversation, then
call a 900 number, don't have a girlfriend!
6)tu empruntera de l'argent a au moins 5 femmes ce mois ci.Vois combien de
temps elles mettent pour te demander de le rendre, ou a quel point elle essaient
de te trouver parceque tu leur doit quelquechose.
7/ tu aura des tas de magasines masculins un peu partout chez toi et le + possible
de posters de femmes a moitié nue ou nue.Ceci lui montrera que tu sais qu'il ya des
femmes encore + belles quelquepart sur la planète,et elle fera tout ce qu'elle pourra
pour detourner l'attention que tu portes sur les poster vers elle.
Cool Thou shall be a regular at exotic dancing gentlemen's clubs!
(It sounds so much better than the words "strip bar" doesn't it?) Let her
know the exotic dancers know you by name and that some of them have secret
names for you as well. Be sure you can rattle off all of the dancers' names
in one breath, it will show you were paying attention.
9) Thou shall idolize a woman or two that you probably will never meet!
Take an interest in one or two professional models, movie actresses, female
rock' n roll stars or porno queens. (You might have to watch the movies a
couple hundred times just so you can be sure to pick your favorites!)
10) Thou shall not bring up the idea of future dates!
Don't bring up weddings, concerts, birthdays, etc. that are not occurring this
month. If you do, she will be under the assumption that not only will she
still be in your life at that time, but she will be your date to the event.
Keep her wondering, be mysterious. In other words, know when to SHUT-UP!
If any of these commandments get you into hot water for an uncomfortable
amount of time, you might have to say the "S" word - Sorry! Use it sparingly,
and, if possible, do not use it at all. Just keep in mind that:
"It's always easier to ask forgiveness than permission." -Unknown
From :" How To Be The Jerk Women Love " by F.J. Shark
