VAN HALEN RUMOR #12,305 SQUASHED:
The latest Van Halen rumor finds former Noiseworks and recent Inxs frontman Jon Stevens in line for the vocalist position. Who better to ask about this rumor than Steve Lukather, buddy of Eddie VH and currently on tour with Inxs. Steve had this to say: "I don't think Ed even knows who he is. Its amazing how all these rumours start. I think Jon is a great singer. I LOVE INXS. These guys are my new best pals and we are having a lot of fun!! We have been in a bummer as our drummer Simon has been very ill and cant play so Jon Farris has been playing with us. We have another drummer flying out, Ricky Lawson from Steely Dan-Phil Collins etc to take over for the rest of the tour."
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.