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Part 1 - The History of Dream Theater:
A prog band to remember
We'll never be the same
What began at Berklee
So soon would turn to fame
The first was raw and Rush-like
The next one was a hit
Awake then showed a darker side
When did it turn to shit?
We wrote A Change of Seasons
The perfect masterpiece
The next a different style
But still an aural feast
Then we invited Jordan
For LTE he played
And we said "Please, will you play the keys?"
And our classic we then made
Prog was so simple then
We were so original
Rudess and Portnoy
Playing off each other
In 2000
Inspiration
We had gone for
A new sound
Orchestra
Samples and choirs
Scorching solos
Epic riffs
Then came Portnoy
He suggested
Let's make metal
Shred solos and all
Pointless riffing
Rapping vocals
No more feeling
No more life
Fans are bewildered
What have they made?
Muse has been ripped off
U2's been played
Attempting an epic
Concept was great
Too much attention
Paid to five and eight
Part 2 - Systematic Chaos:
Progressive metal shopping
In an unfamiliar place
I'm greeted by Mike Portnoy
A man of Jewish race
He said "Buy our latest album"
I said "I don't know it's name"
He said "Systematic Chaos,
It really is insane."
Aimlessly playing
Putting your ears through agony
I am endlessly shredding
Lost in this tedious wankery
With pointless elation I shout out the phrase
And all of my songwriting skill starts to fade
Aimlessly playing
Putting your ears through agony
"Are these decent lyrics?"
Said the bear-like man
"Shall I write about dark masters,
would I like this as a fan?"
Mike asked about the others,
"The Dark Eternal Night?"
He told me it was awesome
Grotesque creatures fight
Aimlessly playing
Putting your ears through agony
I am endlessly shredding
Lost in this tedious wankery
With pointless elation I shout out the phrase
And all of my songwriting skill starts to fade
Aimlessly playing
Putting your ears through agony
Part 3 - Of Portnoy and Lead Vocals
Take after take
And line after line
Re-reading the lyrics
Did Mike ever think this was fine?
Over and over
Show by show
They have to play this section and it really does blow
How can they prepare
The section that comes next?
The one with all the circus themes and blast beats and the rest
It's a miracle they cheer
It's a blessing they applaud
Stupid fucking fanboys
Everyone was floored
HOOOOOOOAAARRRRGHHHHHHH!
Mike is so awful now
He's so inappropriate
His voice will stay with us forever
You were good once, remember?
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