Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

effonce moi ! jai un cancer du bras droit

Faut vraiment, n'avoir que ça à foutre

Shmolt, j'ai rien compris à ce qu'il disait moi...

Je me suis trop éclatée, c'est délire ce truc!
On a bien causé ensemble, il m'a même écrit une chanson :mdr:
Sans dec' lol

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Crystal
God:
Hi, Crystal.
Me:
Hi, God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Gne
God:
How are you, Gne.




God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
The Matrix
God:
I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.




Une petite derniere, a la question "How old are you?" Il me repond

I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.





Your Personal Day of Death is...

Tuesday, January 7, 2081
Seconds left to live...
2,372,752,931

Mais, il parle quelle langue en fait....

Shmolt, sérieux il a commencé Anglais, puis Italien... :mdr: "un dingue"

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jeff
God:
Glad to see you, jeff.
Me:
what's yours ?
God:
" Glad to see you, jeff."? What is mine?
Me:
yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
^^
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
give me some money !
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
beacasue i want to be rich
God:
Good reason.
Me:
hehe, so give it to me !
God:
I get it. so give it to you.
Me:
yay !
God:
I'm glad your impressed, jeff.
Me:
but i can't see any money
God:
Would you like to be able to see it?
Me:
yeah !
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no !
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NOW DO IT
God:
Why now? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yeah, that !
God:
I get it. That is " Why now? Do you mean "It"?.".
Me:
go die !
God:
Where is that?
Me:
just under your feet
God:
Are we ever over my feet?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

déconne :mdr:
Moi il me parle tout le temps en Anglais :mdr:

Attend...

Ah nan, je viens de lui demander s'il parlait français, et oui lol
il m'a répondu en francais! :mdr:
Trop délire ce truc :mdr: :mdr:

Bon bah moi, je vais chercher une cuite à emporter, je me fait chier ici, tout seul. Je vais au bistrot

Shmolt, ptetre qu'en rentrant je comprendrai ce qu'il raconte

Me:
I want a female to make love with her
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yesn only one
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
i want only one female to make love with
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to be happy
God:
What usually makes you happy?
Me:
sex makes me happy
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
Are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you want me to masturbate ?
God:
No Francis, maybe later.

Parlez lui d' AI, là il devient plus interressant.
Enfin moi j'ai bien trippé avec ça.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i am not your child
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not my child.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
i farted
God:
You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Me:
i want to fuck your mother
God:
Try asking me something else.

petite precision : farted = peté pour ceux qui n'auraient pas compris

Me:
Hi God !
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Christian !
God:
Glad to see you, Christian.
Me:
Do you like Metallica ?
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.



Trop fort , Dieu n'aime pas Metallica à cause de l'affaire Napster

Me:
do you like your old pal satan ?
God:
Yes I am proud of my old pal satan.

Ptin le truc il m'a sorti mon prenom j'hallucine !!!

Me:
Hello, what's your name?
God:
Hello there. My name is God.
Me:
Hi god, what do you do?
God:
Hi there Fabien. I am a Christian.