lol je lui ai demandé quand est ce que j'allais mourir, il ma mis un lien sur un site qui te calcul ton temps de vie mdr, je vais claquer le Sunday, April 13, 2031 lol putain plus que 30 ans a vivre ...
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Crystal
God:
Hi, Crystal.
Me:
Hi, God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Gne
God:
How are you, Gne.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
The Matrix
God:
I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
Une petite derniere, a la question "How old are you?" Il me repond
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, January 7, 2081
Seconds left to live...
2,372,752,931
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jeff
God:
Glad to see you, jeff.
Me:
what's yours ?
God:
" Glad to see you, jeff."? What is mine?
Me:
yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
^^
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
give me some money !
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
beacasue i want to be rich
God:
Good reason.
Me:
hehe, so give it to me !
God:
I get it. so give it to you.
Me:
yay !
God:
I'm glad your impressed, jeff.
Me:
but i can't see any money
God:
Would you like to be able to see it?
Me:
yeah !
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no !
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NOW DO IT
God:
Why now? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yeah, that !
God:
I get it. That is " Why now? Do you mean "It"?.".
Me:
go die !
God:
Where is that?
Me:
just under your feet
God:
Are we ever over my feet?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
are you female or male ?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
gee
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, satan.
Me:
I want a female to make love with her
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yesn only one
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
i want only one female to make love with
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to be happy
God:
What usually makes you happy?
Me:
sex makes me happy
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
Are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you want me to masturbate ?
God:
No Francis, maybe later.
«L'humanité est devenue assez étrangère à elle-même pour réussir à vivre sa propre destruction comme une jouissance esthétique de premier ordre.» Walter Benjamin
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i am not your child
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not my child.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
i farted
God:
You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Me:
i want to fuck your mother
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i am not your child
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not my child.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
i farted
God:
You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Me:
i want to fuck your mother
God:
Try asking me something else.
petite precision : farted = peté pour ceux qui n'auraient pas compris
Me:
Hi God !
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Christian !
God:
Glad to see you, Christian.
Me:
Do you like Metallica ?
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.
Trop fort , Dieu n'aime pas Metallica à cause de l'affaire Napster
