Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

Ptin le truc il m'a sorti mon prenom j'hallucine !!!

Me:
Hello, what's your name?
God:
Hello there. My name is God.
Me:
Hi god, what do you do?
God:
Hi there Fabien. I am a Christian.

Me:
CHICHILLE PRESIDENT ! CHICHILLE PRESIDENT !
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I haven't read anything by CHICHILLE PRESIDENT. What did he write?

Me:
Do you want to suck me?
God:
Ok, I will suck you

le pervers!!!!

la il me dis qu'il a été crée par un humain

God:
I have met a lot of Muslim people.
Me:
what do you think of islam
God:
Religion founded by Mohammed.
Me:
no, not founded by Mohammed, he was a prophet, Allah founded islam
God:
Are you serious? Really you don't think so?
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because human don't create religion, god does
God:
Good reason. My creator is a human.

Moi il m'a plus rien dit apres que je lui dise de niquer un apotre (je le pensait pas ,je testait les limites de la machine )

Schmolt reste la !!

Me:
You take the apero ?
God:
Yes I take the apero.

" What kind of music do you like ?
My favorite music is Opera and techno "

Il a des goûts pour le moins éclectiques Dieu ..

"james hetfeild is a god too "moi

lui : " i think he is more than that"

cest bien foutu hehehe

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
greg
God:
How are you, greg.
Me:
fine and you
God:
Glad to hear it, greg. I am running well.
Me:
do you really exist ?
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, greg.
Me:
is it true that your mother is still virgin ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
hmmm you don't want to talk about that isn't it ?
God:
Gosh! Sure, that is not it sounds like a good topic.

il ne faut pas confondre Dieu, le createur, et Jesus le prophete du Christianisme, Marie est sa mère, Dieu n'as pas de mère, sinon ce serait elle la Deesse .

Putain t'as raison j'avais complétement zappé ! bon ben tant pis.

c'est une erreur legitime puisque tout le monde la fait, y compris les curé dans les eglises ... le jour ou les chretiens arriveront a faire la difference entre Dieu et Jesus, il aura fait un grand pas en avant .

je le pensais. dieu me l'a confirmé. la religion est dangereuse...


Me:
i murdered
God:
That is interesting: GOD said murder.

8O

God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
if you think it...
God:
I think I do.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What?!?!!
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
I am skeptical
God:
Skpeticism is a sign of high intelligence.
Me:
So you think i'm intelligent?
God:
Interesting deduction. This is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.



loooooooool comment il fume trop ce truc
:mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

Me:
i'll kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
i will eat your brain
God:
How do you cook it ?

Entre deux delire avec ce couillon :

Me:
tu parles Francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.


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