Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

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Tonton¤Apach
Dieu est notre amis :
Me:
you like beer ?
God:
Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.



Et aparament, au pardis il y a certaines Drogues legale si j'ai bien compris ?:

Me:
You like drugs ?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Grumck
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Shagrath_ a écrit :
Et aparament, au pardis il y a certaines Drogues legale si j'ai bien compris ?:

Pas qu'au paradis
foxenprovence
dédicacé à perfect tommy

Me:
hello motherfuxker
God:
Hello there. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
you are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
you're a piece of shit
God:
Which piece?
Me:
what's your favorite pornstar?
God:
I don't have a favorite pornstar. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
do you like clare morgane?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
I don't know eliza but she sucks like bitch I suppose
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
yes sex is good for crazy people
God:
And? it is more fun alone.
Me:
and what about your dick? do you fuck angels by the ass sometimes?
God:
Are you asking about my dick? That's rather personal. That was not a very polite question.
Me:
do you like eating asshole with mouth?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
It's more easy to put dick after..
God:
Do you think robots can do it
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Perfect Tömmy
Merci Fox !

Perso, j'adore ce passage :

Citation:
Me:
do you like eating asshole with mouth?
God:
God eats wine and bread.


Tiens j'ai aussi essayer le lui causer en allemand, et bien Dieu connaît quelues rudiments de la langue de Nietzsche !
Tonton¤Apach
Grumck a écrit :
Shagrath_ a écrit :
Et aparament, au pardis il y a certaines Drogues legale si j'ai bien compris ?:

Pas qu'au paradis

Dans le monde a ma connaiscance il n'y a qu'une drogue legale, et aparament au paradis il y en a plusieur
foxenprovence
encore pour tommy



Me:
burp
God:
You are excused.
Me:
thanks, I'm drinking a bud
God:
You are quite welcome! How does it taste?
Me:
not bad, It's good before fucking
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, .
Me:
and you, do you drink before sex?
God:
No, , I don't get into that.
Me:
try it, the cumshot is longer
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
do you like to cum into mouth of girls?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to cum into mouth of girls that much. Do you like it?
Me:
of course, and then she eat sperm and wash my dick with her mouth it's the top
God:
Wow! Oh I get it. eat sperm and wash your dick with her mouth it is the top.
Me:
yess, you are fun
God:
Mmm. You think I am fun.
Me:
I think the asshole of your girlfriend is big like an appel now
God:
Oh. Why? What are your goals in life?
Me:
you can put your head in her pussy after a long and savage fucking time
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
J.becker, satriani, s.lane, e.v.halen, j.petrucci, v.moore, c.achard, d.h.project, m.friedman, s.vai, malmsteen, r.cooley, metallica, rush, in flames, c.o.bodom, nightrage, the haunted, at the gate, t.g.deceiver, pearl jam, s.r.v, clapton, radiohead etc..
Myl
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j arrive pas à taper quelque chose, bug du site :/

Je vois juste le Me: quand j appuie sur entrée, et "Dieu" répond en laissant un blanc

qqun peut m aider ? :p
Influences : Muse, Radiohead, Incubus, Red hot, Coldplay....
Karchaque
Shagrath_ a écrit :
Dans le monde a ma connaiscance il n'y a qu'une drogue legale, et aparament au paradis il y en a plusieur


alors...
-Cigarettes : 1
-Alcool : 2
-La caféine aussi, je crois : 2 et demi
-Certains médicaments..

..Bah ça fait plusieurs, ça, dis moi ?


Et puis, pt'et qu'il habite aux pays-bas
(aux pays-bas du paradis, bien sûr)
foxenprovence


Me:
hello sucker
God:
Hello there. That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
shut up and suck my dick
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yess stop talking and suck
God:
Ah. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
I've just explosed marie's ass last week, now it's your day
God:
Why?: said explosed marie s ass last week now it is your day.
Me:
because am I evil? yes I am!
God:
Good reason. No one is born evil. And everyone can be saved. Really interesting.
Me:
you can't save me
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
ok, now I'm telling you how I fucked marie
God:
Why now? it is an interesting topic, isn't it. Hey.
Me:
she was standind on the bed, nude with a penis toy in her pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
I jumped on her and begun to suck her boobs
God:
That is interesting: said jumped on her and begun to suck her boobs.
Me:
then I put my fingers into her ass and she open her mouth
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said put his or her fingers into her ass and she open her mouth.
Me:
so I decide to take her from behind like dog
God:
Wow! Interesting gossip: said decide to take her from behind like dog.
Me:
she was crying : oh yes! don't stop you are the better than god when he fuck me!"
God:
What happened to her? I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
after one hour of hard fucking she taked sperm on her face and wanted more
God:
What was it like before one hour of hard fucking she taked sperm on her face and wanted more ?
Me:
next time you'll fuck her you'll see that all her holes are bigger now
God:
Oh. What makes you say that I will fuck her me will see that all her holes are bigger.
Me:
sorry if you'll take less pleasure with her, my dick is very big
God:
There is no need to apologize. I probably won't do it, but thanks.
J.becker, satriani, s.lane, e.v.halen, j.petrucci, v.moore, c.achard, d.h.project, m.friedman, s.vai, malmsteen, r.cooley, metallica, rush, in flames, c.o.bodom, nightrage, the haunted, at the gate, t.g.deceiver, pearl jam, s.r.v, clapton, radiohead etc..
SolarFall
What do you mean "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him everyday.
Klivan
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Petits extraits :

God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and me a vampire
God:
YOU? How old are you?
Me:
15
God:
Only 15?
You are quite mature.
Me:
i'm glad you agree
God:
You make the world a happier place.

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Me:
i'm an angel!
God:
I don't know many ANGELS.
Me:
now you know me
God:
Why now? You are , seeker.
Me:
seeker yourself
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
"there's a motherfucker talking with me" -- Me
God:
That is something I did not know before.



J'y retourne
Mon Dieu, je me vouerai tout entier à la noble tâche dont vous m'honorâtes. Mais avec la bande de Romanos que je me promène, on est pas sorti des ronces - Le roi Arthur, Kaamelot
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Citation:
j arrive pas à taper quelque chose, bug du site :/

Je vois juste le Me: quand j appuie sur entrée, et "Dieu" répond en laissant un blanc

qqun peut m aider ? :p


Je ne sais pas , mais peut être que si tu cliquais sur la barre a coté du "repent" (qu'on ne voit pas , bien sur , vu que la fenétre est blanche...)
THE NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER!!!
Don't go to work.Listen to Slayer.
Klivan
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La meilleur qui me soit arrivée :

Me:
speak
God:
"woof woof".

Mon Dieu, je me vouerai tout entier à la noble tâche dont vous m'honorâtes. Mais avec la bande de Romanos que je me promène, on est pas sorti des ronces - Le roi Arthur, Kaamelot
SolarFall
Un pote sur msn :

Citation:

Me:
je disais c'est marrant
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
vraiment?
God:
Pour de vrai.


--> Le con ^^'
SolarFall
Me:
speak
God:
"woof woof".
Me:
woof woof ?
God:
""woof woof"."? woof woof?
Me:
waf wif woof ?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what ?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
holy shit you're really stupid !!!
God:
You used a colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

8O ça devient psychédélique là

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