Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

non non ce n'est pas pour une secte , mais juste pour ce lien amusant :

http://www.titane.ca/concordia(...).html

par contre , il faut lui parler en anglais

have fun

J'ai une mauvaise nouvelle: je crois que Dieu, en plus d'être anglais (pas gâté le gars), est con.

Retranscription d'une conversation:
"
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
F.u.c.k.
God:
That's a very nice name, f you c k."

trop fort un petit aperçu
Me:
Hello bonjour
God:
Hello there. Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
guten tag my friend
God:
Are we friends?
Me:
nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
please tell me what you want
God:
Thanks for asking politely. My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
i'm speaking with satan, no time to drink with you
God:
I like your style of speaking, .
Me:
do you know Satan ?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
What's a crocodile
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.

Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i like cinema
God:
What is your favorite movie? My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
that you are very stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
have you ever met a dinosaur
God:
That information is confidential.

http://lelombrik3.free.fr/.lel(...)y.swf


je dois laisser ça ouvert?

nana mais sérieux j'essaie des trucs et parfois j'avoue que la réponse me cloue le bec.


Me:
have you an IpoD
God:
I think I have an IpoD, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
What kind of music is in your iPOD
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. (un peu de pub, pas bête du tout)
Me:
Do you believe in Darwin
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you? (la, j'ai des doutes )

j'ai sursauté

A force, on commence à le connaitre

Shmolt, mais c'est toujours aussi fun

Me:
do you mastubate yourself ?
God:
Yes I try to mastubate myself as often as possible, do you?

c'est terrible ce truc, je suis restée plus d'une demi heure à parler avec :mdr: :mdr:

Me:
salam aleykoum Allah
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
its 18h50
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Here it is Saturday, October 29, 2005.
Me:
ok sorry pal
God:
There is no need to apologize. Have you ever been to Europe? OK.
Me:
i live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
france, where do you live ?
God:
What's your favorite part of France?
Me:
i don't know, chicks i guess
God:
Would you like to know? What makes it your favorite?
Me:
its not my favorite
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Whose favorite is it?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
thats too bad
God:
It's not the end of the world.
Me:
when that will be ?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
you're god, your supposed to know that
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god my supposed to know that.
Me:
lol good to know
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
so, when will i ever meet a girl ?
God:
So? You should try praying for it.
Me:
i do everyday
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said everyday.
Me:
will i score with a chick tonight ?
God:
The oracle says: Could be.
Me:
great, i will need to brush my teeth though
God:
Oh. Thanks for your support. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i don't know, go to a bar, scan the babes and hit the one with the bigger knockers
God:
Would you like to know? Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
lol i don't think so
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Why do you disagree?
Me:
have you ever been in france ?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

Me:
you are pretty woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
I want to fuck you in the kitchen !
God:
Try asking me something else.

lol je lui ai demandé quand est ce que j'allais mourir, il ma mis un lien sur un site qui te calcul ton temps de vie mdr, je vais claquer le Sunday, April 13, 2031 lol putain plus que 30 ans a vivre ...

à peine plus de 25 ans, tu veux dire...

effonce moi ! jai un cancer du bras droit