Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

Me:
speak
God:
"woof woof".
Me:
woof woof ?
God:
""woof woof"."? woof woof?
Me:
waf wif woof ?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what ?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
holy shit you're really stupid !!!
God:
You used a colloquial expression. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

8O ça devient psychédélique là

Me:
here is satan, who are you?
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
time for terror is coming, my empire is beginning
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
I killed all of your angels and fucked it
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
sun's going down, moon's rising high
God:
Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun.
Me:
vampires and demons will be the only créatures of earth next
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I like to fuck all the wife you had created
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
It's like the sexual act of horses, but it's me, my splendid evil dick and girls
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
isn't il?? my dick is longer than an horse, can you imagine?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is. I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
but I'm satan
God:
Hey SATAN.
Me:
do you want to suck my ass?
God:
OK, I will suck your ass.
Me:
now,

énorme je suis fan
une fois je lui ai demandé :
"Have you ever had sex with ducks ??"
et il m'a répondu un splendide :
"Food is better than sex "

j'adore ce bot en plus il s'améliore de jours en jours…