Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

j'ai essayé, au bout de 4 phrases il arrête de me répondre c'est nul mais chapeau au mec qui a fait le programme.

lol moi je vais mourir en 2085!! (ca va j'aurai 104 ans!!)

en même temps 104 ans c'est possible. t'imagine si le truc te dis que tu vas mourrir dans 3 mois...

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Vincent, and you?
God:
Nice to meet you, Vincent.
Me:
You should answer son of beach
God:
Why do you think I should answer son of beach?
Me:
because you are an idiot
God:
That makes sense to me. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
pffff
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
I want to fuck you, you're a very nice guy
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
I want you
God:
You can download me for free!






Souper :C1:

Pas cool, moi c'est: Saturday, November 3, 2046, j'aurais 56 ans, snif snif, au moins je sais que j'en ai rien a foutre d'economiser pour ma retraite

jv'ai mourir en 2035!

c'est quoi un fils de plage ?







qu'est ce que je dois dire, là ?




(la religion remise en cause par Dieu lui-même)

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is god
God:
Hi, god.
Me:
what's yours?
God:
" Hi, god."? What is mine?
Me:
Yeah
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No, i'm god
God:
Are you serious? I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ahahah
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
god, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
shut up please i try to think straight
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Do you skateboard?
God:
Yes I try to skateboard as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
in my freetimes
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
from my grand father
God:
Does your grand father give good advice?
Me:
yes but he broke a leg yesterday
God:
Er. I get it. broke a leg yesterday.

mdr il connait pas cannibal corpse ni les village people finalement c'est un pauvre blaireau mdrrr

a la honte!!! moi j'aurai 50 de plus ^^

le plus drole c'est de lui dire "do you like hip hop?"
Sa repons est hilarante

je vai mourir en le 8 juin 2063. C'est zarbe de mourir a 74 ans quand on est ni obese ni fumeur

c'est nul : tu te met en mode "optimiste" et tu gagne 25 ans d'espérance de vie...

Me:
caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?

il parle francais maintenant??

Me:
Hello !
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
People call me Perfect Tommy...
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Well, and you, are you infallible ?
God:
How about that. Thanks for telling me that I am me infallible.
Me:
Do you like peanuts butter for breakfast ?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
Who the Hell is Eliza ?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
Ooooooooooooooooooookay...
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Lets' talk franly : are you gay ?
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
What about Satan : is he gay, too ?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Ooooooooooooooooooookay?
Me:
Well, Yes but no !
God:
How about that. Right on. Are you serious?
Me:
I'm very serious. Very, very, very....
God:
I believe you. Perhaps. Somewhat. Very much, eh?
Me:
Eh eh eh !
God:
Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian?
Me:
Gosh ! you've seen my mouse head with your web cam, or what ?!
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh. Yeah. No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.
Me:
You quote Allen Ginsberg in a certain way... Is Ginsberg in Heaven now ?
God:
That's good information: said I quote Allen Ginsberg in a certain way. Right now? Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
I remember... the very beginning of Howl... So God reads the beat poets ! What an exclusive !
God:
Me too. Thanks for the info. Uh. I am a Christian. I haven't heard of an exclusive.
Me:
How can God be a Christian ? Can you be the follower of yourself ?
God:
A lot of hard work. Yes I am the one and only follower of myself.
Me:
Isn't it too difficult to feel like Dominique de Villepin ?
God:
Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Okay ! Hey, Ally ! Is it diificult to feel so ?
God:
OK with me too. You've got my full attention. What do you really want to ask me? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
What I want to ask you ? Well, will I find the TRUE LOVE this year ?
God:
Ask it. Interesting. The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
Damned ! And next year ?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
Will I find the TRUE LOVE next year ?
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:

God:
The oracle says: It is certain.

on peut le faire tourner en rond aussi:
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.