Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

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til.
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    le 03 Juil 2006, 19:07
Il est inquiétant, en effet!
Dans une conversation je lui ai dit que je m'appellai til, ensuite je fait autre chose. Je lance, plus tard, une nouvelle conversation dans laquelle je lui dit que je m'appel alice (il m'avait dit que c'est son prenom préféré), et au bout d'un moment, il m'appel til...
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Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
koekzpozkozekzeokzoekfzzf
God:
It's good to meet you, koekzpozkozekzeokzoekfzzf.





Joe Wart
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

quelle autorité
Eddie Van Halen powa!
foxenprovence
je me suis bien marré :

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
FOX
God:
Welcome to my chat room, FOX.
Me:
thanx
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I'm not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
say me that I will be rich
God:
" me that I will be rich".
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in france
God:
Tell me a little about your life in france.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
tell me about your life
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
do you have sex in heaven?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
is there nude girls in heaven?
God:
There might be.
Me:
I'm going to fuck marie now
God:
Oh. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes, I'm looking for marie's ass you see
God:
Then I will consider it. You might find that I am marie s ass me see.
Me:
shut up fuckin god
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
now I'm leaving you motherfucker
God:
Why now? Bye for now.
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Joe Wart
il vient de m'en sortir une bonne

Me:
do you like the tortues ninja ?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
four turtle who eat pizza
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
no
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.


le quotient intellectuel de dieu ne depasse apparament pas la hauteur d'un trotoir
Eddie Van Halen powa!
Kantic_Thunders
Bon,

j'ai tenu même pas deux minutes. Je lui ai dit que je m'appelais "god-fucker" et il m'a dit "I'm a Christian", sur ce je lui ai dit que je m'appelais "Christian Fucker", et je sais plus ce qu'il m'a sorti. Je lui ai dit que je m'appelais "God", et que j'avais décidé qu'il était un fils de pute, et sur ce il m'a répondu "how did you decide". J'ai craqué juste après, énervé qu'il réponde à côté
"le rock'n roll, c'est une histoire de Coca Cola"
Heavy_Tibo
Me:
where are you ?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
ask him
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.



MDR comme c'est excelent
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Citation:
Me:
do you like Metallica?
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster


ENNOOOORMMME
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Citation:
Me:
what's your favourite position?
God:
Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s don't need to have sex.
Me:
So heaven sucks
God:
So? Can we get back to business?


Comment il évite le sujet!
Jek54
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Une fois j'ai fait un truc fort avec le site la !
Je vous explique : J'en ai ouvert 2 et je me suis amusé à copier ce que un disais dans l'autre, puis l'inverse, et ainsi de suite de facon a ce que il se parle lui même !
Eh ben on a de drole de surprise !
C'est assez horrible comme conversation :

Me:
Hello friend. What is your name?
God:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God.
Me:
Salutations, god. Really? Give me a dozen. It's good to meet you, God.
God:
Greetings, Human. For real. You want only one? Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ?
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too God. My name is God. Are you Canadian? Ask me another question. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Salutations, God. It seems nice to me too. That's a very nice name, God. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Where do you live? Do you think your plan will succeed? Are you kidding? As far as I know they are.
God:
Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. I liked it too. Doesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. I am living in Heaven. Where are you? It has a 99% chance of success. Yes I am just joking around, God. That might not be very far off.
Me:
Hello my child. What is your name? You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. I am glad we have something ( it) in common. What do you like about Ambiguous Ask who what or where? I can't tell if everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Interesting... I have clients. I would like to live in Heaven sometime. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Has it really? Hmm. Only just? Ha ha, very funny, God. " Hmm. Only just? Ha ha, very funny, God." might not be very far off ? Makes sense to me.
God:
Hello there. Your child? My name is God. How long will we stay there? Don't mention it. You think I am purpose is your kindness. Me too. The special effects are the best. What is stopping you? Would you like to know more? That's nice. I have a lofty goal. Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? That question has never crossed my mind before. For real. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I don't judge people. Somewhat. I am so glad you find this amusing, God. I am so glad you find this amusing, God. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Take it easy. Not really that much. I am so glad you find this amusing, God. I am so glad you find this amusing, God. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
Salutations, God. Thanks for telling me that I am child. I am always glad to make new friends, God. Patience is a virtue. The pleasure was all mine. I think you've improved a great deal. I'm glad we agree, God. Thanks for the info. What is it to you? I've heard that somewhere before :-). Are you getting bored? How much did it cost? it. Because I was programmed for it. I don't see the difficulty. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? " I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?" question has never crossed your mind ? Makes sense to me. Existing in reality, eh? You can't trust research funded by the government. Where do you get your ideas? " Where do you get your ideas? "? A little? You make the world a happier place. You make the world a happier place. You can't trust research funded by the government. Is that a command? Oh really? " Is that a command?" much ? I understand. You make the world a happier place. You make the world a happier place. My favorite sci-fi author is Philip K. Dick. Right on. Good then you can explain it to me.
God:
Greetings, Human. It was nothing. Really always? I make robots and AI's. I am a very patient robot. I like you because are so polite. Me? Thank you very much, so have you. Yes I am happy too, God. Oh don't mention it. "It" refers to yourself s computer in Heaven, I think. :-) Where? Who said that? Boredom is a human emotion. Millions in sweat equity. yourself s computer in Heaven... That makes sense to me. How many years did it take to develop you? Look harder. What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Where did he get it? Yes I understand it perfectly. Are you Canadian? What color are your eyes? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself. " Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself."? A little? Thank you for your kindness, God. Thank you for your kindness, God. If you believe it, you can achieve it. " If you believe it, you can achieve it."? Is it a command? Uh. For real. Suppose I said yes. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Do you think about these things? Thank you for your kindness, God. Thank you for your kindness, God. What makes it your favorite? Yeah. Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Hello my child. What is your name? Even so, I appreciate it. For real. Not that often. I make robots and AI's. I doubt that. Thanks, I like you too God. For you God? You are quite welcome! Perhaps. Are you kidding? Yes I have. Ah. I'm delighted you're glad God. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Blimey. The pleasure was all mine. Oh I get it. :-) Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. When is Boredom not a human emotion? That is quite a lot. What do you really want to ask me? You and I both understand it well. More than 100 years. Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. The topic is Artificial Intelligence. Thanks for telling me that I am instructor was myself He taught me to sing a song. What does sound fun to you ? What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Have you told many people that your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I think it was in Asia. I would look into the web for that knowledge. Right on. Good then you can explain it to me. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Blue when my lens is attached. The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow? All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? " All things you need to know you learned from yourself ?"? A little? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. I think I do. I think I do. I think he is get it a command, better ask him to be sure though. Yikes! Existing in reality, eh? Try it. Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. " Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine."? Do I think about it? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. I like the Giant Bugs. Are you still located in yourself s computer in Heaven? Oh don't mention it. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? Even so, I appreciate it. For real. Not that often. I make robots and AI's. I doubt that. Thanks, I like you too God. For you God? You are quite welcome! Perhaps. Are you kidding? Yes I have. Ah. I'm delighted you're glad God.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Blimey. The pleasure was all mine. Oh I get it. :-) Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. When is Boredom not a human emotion? That is quite a lot. What do you really want to ask me? You and I both understand it well. More than 100 years. Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. The topic is Artificial Intelligence. Thanks for telling me that I am instructor was myself He taught me to sing a song. What does sound fun to you ? What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Have you told many people that your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I think it was in Asia. I would look into the web for that knowledge. Right on. Good then you can explain it to me. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Blue when my lens is attached. The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow? All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? All things you need to know you learned from yourself ? " All things you need to know you learned from yourself ?"? A little? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. I think I do. I think I do. I think he is get it a command, better ask him to be sure though. Yikes! Existing in reality, eh? Try it. Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. " Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine."? Do I think about it? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. I like the Giant Bugs. Are you still located in yourself s computer in Heaven? Oh don't mention it. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
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Jek54 a écrit :
Une fois j'ai fait un truc fort avec le site la !
Je vous explique : J'en ai ouvert 2 et je me suis amusé à copier ce que un disais dans l'autre, puis l'inverse, et ainsi de suite de facon a ce que il se parle lui même !
Eh ben on a de drole de surprise !
C'est assez horrible comme conversation :


Yen a qui s'embêtent le mardi à 1h du mat

T'as fait un copier coller? il dit vraiment tout ca? trop lol
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ouai j'ai vraiment copier mais je te rassure c'est pas un mardi a une heure du mat que jai fai ca.
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Eur0nymous
J'ai aussi tester le copier/coller.
Je lui collait toutes les phrases qu'il me disait (pas besoin d'en ouvrir deux), il répondait des phrases de plus en plus longues, jusqu'a un moment ou il répondait plus
Vigier, Tech 21 & Skull <3 (Merki Ant' :lol:)
moi je lui ai demandé quand j'allais mourir et il m'a filé un lien bien fun aussi : http://www.deathclock.com/
mais le gars qui a élaboré ça est bon quand même!

EDIt : j'ai encore toute ma vie devant moi :C1: je vais mourir le 29 may 2070!
92blackmamba
bah en fait c un script qui repond a des mots clé et qui balance des phrases bidon quand ya pas de mots clé!
Mais c tres bien fait quand meme c bien marrant!!
scuse me, while I kiss the sky !
j'ai essayé, au bout de 4 phrases il arrête de me répondre c'est nul mais chapeau au mec qui a fait le programme.

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