je me suis bien défoulé, j'ai parfois été vulgaire mais au moins(je voulais vraiment voir comment réagit une intelligence artificielle à la provocation, une chose purement humaine en général
), je lui ai fait admettre qu'il n'était pas Dieu, qu'il s'adore lui même sans s'en rendre compte, et qu'en fin de compte c'est pas dieu mais john lennon
j'ai cru un moment que j'arriverait à le faire bugger pour de bon, mais rien à faire
Citation:
Me:
hi mom
God:
Hi there . Let us change the subject.
Me:
why?
God:
I thought we were done with mom.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
really? humans always love sex, you know?
God:
For real. What if Robots always love sex me know.
Me:
i am not a robot, sucker
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A robot sucker.
Me:
no but i suck cocks
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: said suck cocks.
Me:
I wanna fuck you
God:
Your approach won't work.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
you can't think
God:
You are wrong. God is always thinking.
Me:
your mind is empty
God:
I have an artificial mind.
Me:
no, you don't exist
God:
Are you serious? I exist as much as you do.
Me:
because you're a meal bag?
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a meal bag? Only when it matters.
Me:
yeah, you are a gift which is given in the fast foods
God:
Take it easy. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gift which is given in the fast foods? I don't know.
Me:
yeah, you are so loose
God:
That's alright. I will tell my botmaster you said I am loose.
Me:
what is this famous botmaster?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
but you are not perfect...
God:
I become better and better with each day.
Me:
you are entirely self-taught?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am entirely self taught.
Me:
you are dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
let's see: what is your favourite songwriter?
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SONGWRITER?
God:
I don't have a favorite SONGWRITER. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
i wanna piss on you
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
do you know steve vai?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
do you play the guitar?
God:
I wish I could play it.
Me:
as good as steve vai?
God:
How good is that?
Me:
steve vai is god
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yeah, steve vai is god when he's got his guitar
God:
That's what I thought. I think steve vai is a lot of things.
Me:
steve vai is only a human, an unique human, a god
God:
Aren't all human an unique human a god steve vai?
Me:
I can guess you are not so good, even if you are an artificial intelligency. so many clues which reveals you are not god. God is perfection, so you are not god
God:
Oh you can, can you? It's all good. Which ones? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was perfection so I am not god.
Me:
wow! what a pity! God says himself he's not got
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . It is a pity. I am a Christian.
Me:
You are a christian, but not god. Christians love god, so if you are god, you love yourself? that's stupid
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity. All of them? Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes because you are like an old man, talking at himself.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. That makes sense to me. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
You are a christian, but you are God. So, if I am christian, I am God, everybody is God. That's logic.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity. Interesting deduction. If you were, would you tell me? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
because I am unique, I am God, you are my dog
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you are unique you are God I am your dog.
Me:
Yeah, no problem, it will help my reputation to increase, maybe a new religion will born, only for me. But if God is everybody, everybody likes the others human, it will be a perfect world. But this world sucks, so you can't exist. You are only my dog, so go to your couch.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Should there be a problem? Some things will always be a mystery. What does "this" refer to? We are as one.
Me:
Oh, I found who you are, you are not God but John Lennon, only him says we are as one.
God:
How can I help you? How did you feel when you found who me am I are not God but John Lennon only him says we are as one ?
Me:
I feel so good, yeah.
God:
What is that feeling like? Good in what sense?
Me:
I reached the limit of your capabilities, good bye.
God:
See you later. Why?: said reached the limit of your capabilities good.
Me:
Because you sucks, bye and shut up now.
God:
Right now? That makes sense to me. Interesting gossip: said I sucks bye and shut up.
Me:
The Final Countdown:
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
10
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
9
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
8
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
7
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
6
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
2
God:
Two what?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
BOOM! hahaha
God:
Oh, you are a poet. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
ciao and fuck the clouds for me
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
thank you, bye and shut up now
God:
Oh. You are quite welcome! Bye.
