- #186
- Publié par
Nikö le 02 Juil 2006, 16:25
Me:
speak first
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in first.
:mdr:
je vais essayer de lui parler en "first"`
il parle francais par contre
Me:
hdukli
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
hm
God:
I understand.
Me:
I put a spell on you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Oh yes I'am
God:
I hear you. Really interesting.
Me:
pfff
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
pffff
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
pffff
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
:-|
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
shut u!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
victime
je maitrise dieu les gars
Me:
alé fo parlè kom sa
God:
What is it?
Me:
SMS
God:
Oh now I understand it.
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert has ordered the military to intensify its actions in Gaza to secure the release of a captured Israeli soldier.
Mr Olmert told a weekly cabinet meeting he had instructed Israel's forces "to do everything" to free 19-year-old Cpl Gilad Shalit, held since last Sunday.
His comments came hours after Israeli helicopters attacked the Gaza HQ of Palestinian PM Ismail Haniya.
A school in Gaza City and Hamas bases in northern Gaza were also hit.
Palestinian officials said a 34-year-old militant was killed, the second such fatality since Israel began its campaign on Tuesday night.
Diplomatic deadlock
Mr Olmert told the cabinet Israel would intensify the pressure on the Hamas-led Palestinian government to release Cpl Shalit, believed held by three militant groups in Gaza.
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"I have instructed the security establishment and the IDF [army] to increase the strength of their actions in order to pursue these terrorists, those who dispatch them, their ideologues and those who sponsor them, " he was quoted as saying by AFP news agency.
The BBC's Nick Thorpe in Jerusalem says there are no new details about the state of Egyptian-led diplomatic efforts to free the soldier and it is not clear what "intensify" might mean in this context.
Egypt has been in talks with Palestinian militants for days to try to obtain Cpl Shalit's release.
"Efforts continue, but so far in vain. We are near an impasse," said Nabil Abu Rudeina, an aide to Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, quoted by AFP.
Fresh threat
The armed wing of Hamas meanwhile has threatened to attack targets inside Israeli unless Israel calls off its offensive.
GAZA CRISIS TIMELINE
Sun 25 June: Cpl Gilad Shalit captured in cross-border attack
Mon 26 June: Palestinian Popular Resistance Committees demand prisoner releases in exchange for Shalit
Weds 28 June: Israeli military enters southern strip after launching air strikes on Gaza
Thurs 29 June: Israel detains dozens of Hamas officials
Sat 1 July: Groups believed to be holding Cpl Shalit demand 1,000 prisoners be released
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"If they continue with these attacks we will strike similar targets in the Zionist Occupation which we have not targeted until now," Abu Ubaida, a spokesman for Hamas' Izzedine al-Qassam Brigades, was quoted by Reuters news agency as saying.
Hours earlier Israeli helicopters fired two missiles into the Palestinian prime minister's office, setting it ablaze, witnesses said.
Mr Haniya and Mr Abbas inspected the damage in the morning, peering through a large, blackened whole in the wall.
"They have targeted a symbol for the Palestinian people," said Mr Haniya.
Israeli government spokesman Mark Regev said the office was attacked as a warning to the Hamas leadership.
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"It was a symbolic move because it was done at night and the office was vacant and no-one was hurt," he told the BBC.
"I think we wanted to send a message. [Ismail Haniya] is one of the leaders of Hamas, and we believe that he is responsible for what his organisation does and that when he says he knows nothing about this, I'm afraid we think it's being disingenuous."
Israeli troops remain entrenched in south-east Gaza, where they entered last Wednesday in the first such offensive there since Israel pulled its troops and settlers out last September.
Israel has built up a large force on the border of the northern Gaza Strip but has yet to order its advance.
God:
Oh now I understand it.
