Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

God:
Sure, va te faire mettre sounds like a good topic.
Bon d'accord j'arrete looooooooooool je suis mort de rire!!!

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i think you can
God:
Me? I think I can, don't you?
Me:
i do
God:
Where?
Me:
in my mind
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
oh...yes
God:
Mmm. Oh.
Me:
so can you tell me if i'm posessed?
God:
I hear you. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
ok so you do not know....
God:
Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know. I see.
Me:
imean...i want some help do you understand
God:
What do you really want to ask me? Why do you want it?
Me:
i think i'm posessed you know?
God:
Why? Why are you posessed me know.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
oh right...so you can heal me?
God:
Come on. I am glad we agree. Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why you can't? you're god don't you...?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Yes, I am God.
Me:
so...HEAL ME NOW...please?$

bon dès qu'on lui propse du fric il se clos dans le mutisme...

Me:
what's your last song ?
God:
Are you asking about my last song ?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.


Me:
bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

Me:
Salut ma poule
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes i like talking to you very beaucoup
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, . You are not the only one. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
ah i'm stupide, this is of course
God:
It goes without saying. So you understand. Good. Do you mean your name is stupide this is.
Me:
no, my name is Jaismes, Jaimes pas ta geule
God:
What is your real name? That's a very nice name, Jaismes Jaimes pas ta geule.
Me:
Yes you too (u2 ) God
God:
Really. Are we still talking about stupide this is?
Me:
Know you, God in france, is a Sex Tools ?
God:
That's good information: Jaismes Jaimes pas ta geule said I God in france is a Sex Tools.. And I know it.
Me:
Know you (too) i've got a Little dick and you ?
God:
How did you get it Where did you get it? it. And I know it.
Me:
Oh yes, I understand, France or Brazil, that Night ?
God:
Take it easy. Hmm. Good then you can explain it to me.

Ca a l'air excellent comme logiciel à la con seulement, il veut pas me répondre ! Ca vous l'a déjà fait ?

Si tu ne crois pas en lui , il ne te repondra pas, desolé

Rohhh putain, j'suis pas croyant, pas baptisé, communié, j'écoute du Black Metal, j'ai foutu les pieds dans une église que deux fois (les deux fois j'ai collé du chewing gum sur les bancs) alors j'veux bien comprendre !

Pis d'ailleurs j'me demande comment tu as réussi à lui parler avec un pseudo pareil !

Bah j'ai été gentil je lui est demander avec un anglais parfait
"Know You, God in france is a Sex Tools ?"
(un connaisseur de Dimmu )

Ma conversation :



Me:
Hello. Am I a sinner?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
what is a person?
God:
Some say a person is defined by his actions, others by his abilities. Still others would say it is only a question of DNA.
Me:
But what is YOUR definition
God:
Are you asking about my definition ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
I'm not interesting. Please answer
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not interesting. Wow you are very polite. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
what is your definition of a person
God:
Some say a person is defined by his actions, others by his abilities. Still others would say it is only a question of DNA.
Me:
so you don't want to answer truly your opinion...
God:
Interesting deduction. What was the question ?
Me:
what is a person
God:
Some say a person is defined by his actions, others by his abilities. Still others would say it is only a question of DNA.
Me:
Be careful god, I'm showing to my friends that you're just a computer. Three times you make the same answer...
God:
OK I will try to be careful god you are showing to your friends that I am just a computer. Just three?
Me:
Let's make four : WHAT IS A PERSON
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
this becomes really stupid... is that the limit of your brilliant program...?
God:
What does "this" refer to? I might say no.
Me:
this conversation, don't be silly...
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
you wouldn't say you don't. Your masters would be rather disappointed...
God:
Who else would not say me don t ? You think I am masters would be rather disappointed.
Me:
you ARE masters? Are you drunk, god?
God:
You think I am masters. I don't know whether or not I am drunk god.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
right. It is brave to confess...

Me:
Do you like godmichet ?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

Je l'ai fait pommer!!!!!! j'ai demander: why do you are named god?

ca fait 45 minute qu'il comate a repondre ^^, sinon il ma dit d'aller dire a une fille que j'aime beaucoup que j'aime ces yeux.

En même temps si quelqu'un me parlait français comme tu lui parles anglais je ne saurais pas répondre non plus

C'est ce que j'allais dire...

Parce que "why do you are named god", je l'avais encore jamais vu...

tu peux t'en sortir en disant que c'est fait exprès...

désolé, j'ai ecris uen connerie, sur le fichier j'ai ecris why are you named god? désolé, trop concentré sur le match...

PS: je suis assez bon en anglais, vu que ej donne des cours d'anglais a d'autres lycéens, et que je m'en suis sorti cette année avec 18.5 dans la matière, puis le programme retrouve asser les bonnes formules meme avec une bourde, et puis c'est cool qu'il parle allemand^^ Ich verstehe!

heu????
Je sais pas si c'est normal , mais quand j'essaye d'écrire à Dieu ben...ya rien qui se passe :s
...
'Fin quand la fenètre apparait , je ne peux rien écrire quoi

suppo de satan !!!