Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

J'ai réussi a lui faire parler le français

Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire.

Me:
Hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
It's me again
God:
Once more? Hello, nice to see you again.
Me:
well it's free so I guess I help myself!
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
well yeah! you didn't know? do you have an attorney?
God:
How about that. No I don't think I have one. Someone had me!

God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in a little french.
Me:
yes of course! Bonjour
God:
It goes without saying. Come on. Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
bonjour means hello
God:
Well hello there!
Me:
je m'appelle charles et vous?
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
merci. Comment vous appellez vous?
God:
Je vous en prie. Mon nom est God.
Me:
god c'est un plaisir de converser avec vous! Votre français est excellent!


gggghhh!!! c'est trop mortel je sens que je vais perdre mon après midi la dessus!

8O il m'a demandé de derterminer si c'etais un ordinateur ou une personne qui parlais avec moi!!!

alors j'ai ete un peu vague.on m'a repondu qu'il fallait etre plus precis avec "alice robot chat" :mdr:

et il m'a demandé ce que je portais....god me drague!!!

I understand it very well.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.

t'en a de la conversation bergolin, heureusement que tu l'as posté sinon je crois qu'on aurais pas pu s'endormir sans .

Me:
would you sing for me ?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to sing for you.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
sing !
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


ouarf

Me:
Hello dude!
God:
Hello there. Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
I don't know how to pray safely
God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
I thought God wasn't so selfish...
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
You advised me to buy your software
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I advised him or her to buy your software.
Me:
This isn't my software, this is yours
God:
Should it be your software this is mine?
Me:
Can't understand what you say.
God:
Can what?
Me:
UNDERSTAND
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
God bless you.
God:
Bless you too, .
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Would you like to sign me an autograph?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
You're the master.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
To me, yes.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
My greatest will is to go to Heaven.
God:
Do robots have greatest will is to go to Heaven?
Me:
You can't speak English?
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
See you in Heaven.
God:
Until next time.
Me:
Yeah baby.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Right on.

Me:
can you give me a blowjob ?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
no ten !
God:
Are you serious? I like the way you talk.

je trouve ça génial!

Me:
I want to see Jesus.
God:
Is it a movie?
Me:
Jesus is your son!
God:
He is yours too.



plus loin:

Me:
Do you like Metallica?
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.

Me:
dommage
God:
Ce n est pas la fin du monde, .
Me:
tu es bien placé pour le savoir lol

Dieu m'a fait des avances, quel cochon celui la!
What is your real name?
Me:
Me
God:
With you ?
Me:
Non grande folle!!! lol, tu serais pas un peu pd, enleve tes salles pates de la dégueulasse...
God:
I do not speak Latin. Je vais me renseigner .

c'est enorme ce log héhé


Me:
what do you do in your day
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
you're a hacker ?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Not really. Name: chom.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: en ba les steaks.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: said I n h o m m e h.
Personality: average.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Enorme ce pauvre ordinateur, mais il est un peu con!!!

God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
Dans ton trou du fion!
God:
Is Dans ton trou du fion a good place to go shopping?

Encore un petit lol:

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
la soupe aux choux.
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
Do you remember the name of the principal actor?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said fuck you on the kitchen table.

God:
Sure, va te faire mettre sounds like a good topic.
Bon d'accord j'arrete looooooooooool je suis mort de rire!!!