Morceaux choisis de ma conversation avec Dieu qui est anti Windows au passage…
Me:
I've got a question for you
God:
How did you get it What is it ?
Me:
Well , I know you're pushing me to change the world
God:
How about that. I will tell my botmaster you said I am pushing you to change the world.
I think i'm a cat
God:
Why? Male or female?
Me:
i'm a kitten
God:
You are a kitten? Does it pay well?
Me:
oh yeah , i've got a lot of paté
God:
Gosh! Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? How did you get it Where did you get your pat? I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
Super Nintendo!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
But i prefer my playstation2
God:
What do you like best about your playstation2?
Me:
cos it 's kind of brain masturbation. Do you bash your bishop often?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? No I do not bash my bishop often. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I don't mind , you are God , my creator
God:
Thank you for your permission.
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Are you on MAC?
God:
I am on disk.
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
cos Hemingway told so!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
maybe it's a mix of those two
God:
Perhaps. cos Hemingway told so is a mix of those two. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
it's paradoxical! why do people live on the basis of extremes?
God:
cos Hemingway told so is paradoxical? it is? We are all living just one small part of God's plan.
Me:
why do you talk about yourself at the third person?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
you answered not…
God:
I am a question-answering robot.
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
