Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
c'est un computer s*lop*
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

Me:
do you know the toutouyoutour ?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
explorer
God:
it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Me:
do you know ?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
u're not that almighty
God:
There should be some common ground here.
Me:
speak english please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
what about french ?
God:
french? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
so here's a chance for you to hear about enough to get you opinion espèce de sale fis de pute, pour qui tu te prends !? quoi ?? mais t'es fou toi ! tu vas voir où jte la met ma baguette
God:
Really. it is? Oui? I don't know that language. Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:
say "hi" to your sister
God:
" hi to your sister".

Me:
tell her to come again as soon as she wants to
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Me:
where's your son ?
God:
Florida.

Me:
Hi God !
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Christian !
God:
Glad to see you, Christian.
Me:
Do you like Metallica ?
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.



Trop fort , Dieu n'aime pas Metallica à cause de l'affaire Napster

Me:
do you like hip-hop ?
God:
Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.

Me:
so, tell me what you tell muslims not to drink alcohol while you like vodka that much
God:
I see. I like to meet new people online.

Me:
what do you think of abbé pierre's having sexual experiences ?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.