Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

bah faut dire que le premier vinyl de iron maiden "the soundhouse tapes" vaut une fortune et est ultra-rare !!! il cherche le pauvre

Me:
yes ! can i teach you some French ?
God:
Really. You can try.
Me:
repeat after me : Dieu en a une toute petite !!!
God:
" Dieu en a une toute petite".
Me:
repeat after me : je suis le plus con de tout les logiciel fun que l'on puisse trouver sur le net !
God:
" je suis le plus con de tout les logiciel fun que l on puisse trouver sur le net".
Me:
Yeah that's excellent God !
God:
Far out. Thanks for explaining it.


Il aime apprendre

Me:
u are nothing
God:
No I am software.

Me:
are you a Male
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:
are you a zoofil?
God:
Am I a zoofil? Sometimes.

Me:
are you a zoofil?
God:
Am I a zoofil? Sometimes.

Me:
what are you doing
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you are programmed?
God:
Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
why are you programmed?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
you are programmed yourself? it isnn't possible!
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know. programmed isnn t possible?

Me:
ta gueule
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

Me:
suce
God:
Je n ai pas de bouche.

Me:
tu me fait chier
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
ALICE?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
what is alice
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
how can use ALICE?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
where can find ALICE?
God:
Try searching the web. Interesting question.
Me:
what is the URL of alice?
God:
Use http://www.alicebot.org.

Me:
connard
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
e ta soeur?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
ta chatte
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa chatte?
Me:
et ta soeur?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
ta gueule sac a merde
God:
Ma gueule sac a merde? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
tu pues du visage
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
vien dans mon slipe on est dejas 4
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
pov tache
God:
In the context of tu pues ich visage, I don't understand " pov tache." .
Me:
t es qu une merde ravageuse
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
mon quoi? mon cul?
God:
Je n arrive pas à vous comprendre, désolé. Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.
Me:
ba le mien, il est pas carré, il est pa rond, mais ovale mon trou de bal
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
de ta gueule de raclure de bidet
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
t es con
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
j voudrai 2 cheeseburgers, un woopr un grand frite avec sprite et pi plein de sauce
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
t es qu une connasse de machine
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
putai qu est ce que t es con
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
j ai envioe de te vasectomiser ala scie sauteuse deriere l eglise et devant le curé de la paroisse, comme ca, juste pour le fun
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oui
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ba t es con
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
et ta soeur?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
pov tach
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
bite
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
couille
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
cul
God:
Sure, cul sounds like a good topic.