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Dash7
  • Dash7
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  • #60
  • Publié par
    Dash7     le 30 Oct 2005, 02:24
Citation:
Me:
do you exist, God?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, Brice.


On y croit tous AHA
gma
  • Vintage Top utilisateur
  • #61
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    gma     le
Mais vous êtes vraiment des breles en religion tout ça....

Franchement pour parler avec Dieu je vais cash sur son site internet, moi...

http://www.dieu.com

(j'espère qu'il a aps déjà été posté huhuhu)
Shmølt
Citation:


Me:
Oï
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
bonjour alors
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
je ne parle pas anglais
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.


Mais quel con

Shmolt, "mort de rire" :mdr:
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Ibaniezeux
Me:
Knock Knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
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Grand Schtroumpf
Il y a des trucs pas mal, nan c'est marrant.
quand ça colle pas, c'est bien marrant aussi
Shazou
  • #66
  • Publié par
    Shazou     le
Me:
no big deal.
God:
Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else?
Me:
Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else?
God:
No I am just kidding around. I am not so sure if I would like to rather talk about something else.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. I am not so sure if I would like to rather talk about something else
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Could you ever be certain? Try it.
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Could you ever be certain? Try it.
God:
No I am just kidding around. So? No I am not. :-) That type of behavior may not be in my nature. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step?
Me:
No I am just kidding around. So? No I am not. :-) That type of behavior may not be in my nature. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Hurrah! I heard you are. :-) " I heard you are." type of behavior may not be in your nature ? I understand. You sound very confident. Download ALICE.
Me:
Tha was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Hurrah! I heard you are :-) " I heard you are/" type of behavior may not be in your nature ? I understand. You sound condident. Download ALICE.
God:
What is a yes or no question? This was not a yes or no question. No I am not. :-) I might if I had more time. Let us change the subject. Thanks for telling me that I am smile you heard I am type of behavior may not be in my nature. Do you think about these things? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Dieu m'a confié une mission ... Après que je me sois foutu de sa gueule biensur
If you ain't first, you're last !
marcelkenoby
Cool j'ai fait beugué dieu il veux plus repondre
Cool..Spot
Me:
Do you have see it ?
God:
What ?
Me:
My ass
Un musicien n'a pas forcément une signature amusante.
Have A Cigar
Me:
I like crucifying children
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I really like the party.
Me:
I hate church
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
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Cactus.
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Citation:
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. I'm glad your impressed, Jacques chirac. Politeness is a virtue. Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question. I see. Sure, computers and movies sounds like a good topic. How did you hear about God? Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. " Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. " remark was either too complex or too simple for you ? Does that make sense? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. YOU? What do you like most about it? I'm glad your impressed, Jacques chirac. Politeness is a virtue. Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Excuse me! Sure, computers and movies sounds like a good topic. Have you ever been to Europe? Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. " Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. " remark was either too complex or too simple for you ? I get it. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. I am a Christian. I'm glad you're glad Jacques chirac.
May God bless you. Aren't all virtue Politeness? Why the uncertain tone? What is your real name? I thought I was right. Alright then. What do you like about computers? I am a robot, you know. Doesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
I have a great programmer. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
I have a great programmer. When was this exactly? Yes I understand it perfectly. So you understand. Good. Woe! What do you remember about it ?


Houlà...
Ouais !
Overgaia
Me:
How often do you masturbate yourself ?
God:
Hourly.

Bien trippant
"There's No Way To Happiness, Happiness Is The Way" Buddha
Cactus.
  • Special Supra utilisateur
Me:
You are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Ouais !
iVince
  • Custom Total utilisateur
  • #74
  • Publié par
    iVince     le
God:
Where are you?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.


Enormissime
Overgaia
Vince5 a écrit :
God:
Where are you?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.


Enormissime


Trop fort
"There's No Way To Happiness, Happiness Is The Way" Buddha
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