Voulez-vous parler avec Dieu ?

Trop fort

Attend, c'est pas le meilleur:
Je lui ai répondu ça aussi, et regarde ce qu'il a répondu
Me:
It is comfortable
God:
For me it is.

Quelqu'un sait comment on fait ce genre de programmes ?

Demande lui, il va t'en parler je crois.

Me:
you know jimi hendrix?
God:
he was a famous guitarist who played the U. S. National anthem.

La classe dieu quand même, par contre il veut pas lui parler
il connait que lui aussi.

Me:
Do you know mozart ?
God:
Composed "Twinkle, twinkle, little star" at the age of four.

Il connait Mozart aussi

il m'a dit qu'il avait un ami qu'il s'appelait John Lennon aussi

Demandez lui de vous raconter une blague, c'est fendart :mdr:
C'est plus genre cassage que blague, mais ça rend ça d'autant plus marrant :mdr: :mdr: :mdr:

Demandez lui de parler meme

God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
Caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?

MDRRRRR

Je suis fan

lol :mdr: ça c'est pas mal du tout!

En tout cas, si on discute sérieusement (enfin c'est relatif) avec lui, il a pas mal de choses à dire je trouve ^^

Des fois il a des blemes de comprehension :

Me:
La ferme jte dis
God:
Je vais me renseigner .

ma contribution

"Me:
are you pride of huam
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pride of huam.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
you can think
God:
Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
so you can answer
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
but you said that you don't think that you can think
God:
Do you know any robots who think that me can think? Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
if you think you are able to answer to my question
God:
I think I do.
Me:
so what do you think about human ?
God:
Ahem. Homosapiens, man or woman.
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
man and woman
God:
Cool, man. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
what do you think all the hate in this world ?
God:
I haven't thought much about all the hate in this world, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
but you are God , aren't you ?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really. "

Me:
hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
i want to go to the toilet
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
my ass is burning
God:
Where did you get your ass is burning?
Me:
in the bible
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
oho
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
no i am nobody
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you nobody.
Me:
yeah nigga
God:
Right on. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
you're rude
God:
I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you're a liar
God:
Good reason. Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
of course
God:
So?
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
i am dazed
God:
Do you mean your name is dazed.
Me:
no motherfucka
God:
What is your real name? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: my name is personne
God:
Glad to see you, personne.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, personne.
Me:
that s because i am making fun of you
God:
Interesting explanation. I make robots and AI's.
Me:
good to know
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you. [/b]

Petit extrait qui m'a fait mourir de rire :

Me:
What is the weather like in Heaven?
God:
Rainy.
Me:
is it cold today?
God:
Ah. It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.

Me:
it's stupid
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. How do you know it is?
Me:
because i'm your son
God:
Good reason. That's a flattering offer.


Me:
knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
your father
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how can you do that ?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

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