Urgent !! anglais inside ==> cayé jai recu mon corps

Hi Dave,

I'm afraid I have a problem with the guitar body you sent me. I had it checked by a professionnel luthier a few days ago, and he garanteed me this body was not supposed to be used by Fender's custom shop, because it has several major flaws :
- its shape is not totally correct : for instance, the upper left horn is bigger than the original,
- it's full of bumps that you didn't mention and make it improper to use as is,'azziz '
- one of the screw holes for the bridge has to be remade and can't be used at all.

Being quite unsatisfied with this item that I've bought you, I've contacted Ebay for a full refund. If I don't get it, be sure I'll provide different elements (proofs and pictures) to show them it's a forgery.

I hope we'll manage to find a solution that fits both of us.
Regards.

And to forgive you I DO exige a naked waitress who will must obey to all my horniest desires in other cases i'll tell elfson friedman and nick menza to get you up and make all the crap out of you !

Don't F**K with me

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And to forgive you I DO exige a naked waitress who will must obey to all my horniest desires in other cases i'll tell elfson friedman and nick menza to get you up and make all the crap out of you !

Don't F**K with me

et pour te pardonner, j'exige une servante nue qui devra obeir a mes desires les plus perverts, sinon je dirai a elefson, friedman et nick menza (ben oui...megadeth vu que c'est mustaine) de t'exploser la tronche

On joue pas au con avec moi.

voila en gros la traduction

Rassures moi ? tu n'as pas envoyé le truc en vert ?

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peu importe en fait, je m'en tappe.

salut je viens de lire ce qui est arrive, je suis desole pour toi, et ca fait maintenir mon opinion sur ebay. alors voila en esperant que tu ten sortent mieu.