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Le Mans, France - Fury Fest
Le Mans is a charming town. We made friends with a local who helped us get our food order straight. Later in the evening a car ran over my foot.
By the time we reached Le Mans the subject was in full blown Stage 4. Its breathing was a ragged rasp of phlegm and irrational panic. It has started walking sideways like it is constantly dizzy. It has started referring to itself in the third person insentient form. It sometimes drifts into a semi-conscious state for brief moments and then screams and claws at itself to shake off imaginary spiders.
I have also noticed that the talk of hair growth occurring only during sleep seems to be true. Although the subject usually has a thick shadow within minutes of shaving (aka the Neanderthal Effect); I have noticed that his current shave has lasted nearly 40 hours without the barest trace of stubble.
I have also noticed a curious effect which will be the subject of my next paper. I have noticed that as the subject progresses further into Stage 4 it loses the ability to accomplish simple tasks. Because of this, the tasks tend to back up; the "to do" list gets longer and longer. The name I have given this effect is Exaustipation.
Inevitably the subject will sleep if it survives the experiments. I have seen this sleep before in previous experiments. The subject drops like a bomb onto the bed is out cold for 72 hours straight. I call this effect Unconscioria.
Bouarf, je m'attendais à quelque chose de plus concret (le public, l'ambiance, etc...). Mais Dave a apparemment pété les plombs
et il se tape des délires sur les dates précédentes déjà. En tout cas j'ai pas compris grand chose
... (il parle de lui-même à la 3è personne
) Ca doit être de l'humour...